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Tuesday, December 29, 2015

Destiny Motherfucker! Don't Fight It!

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I called my shot back in August. I knew four months ago that my roster was by far the best in the league. What I didn't know was how easy it would be claiming my third championship in the last eight seasons.

Hell, I was so sure of myself that I threw away my first pick on Joseph Randle!

Many of you thought I couldn't do it. Some of you probably laughed at the notion that I could claim victory before the draft even took place. I even overheard Rock say: "Three Time Champion no more." over at Devin's last week when Doug Baldwin caught his first of two touchdowns.

Want to know what happened next? Destiny Motherfucker! I got a combined 80 points from David Johnson and Antonio Brown which propelled me into the championship game (getting the trophy was nothing more than a formality at that point).

So enjoy the off-season. I'll be back in the fall to defend my title as "The First Back to Back Champion"

Finally, here's the draft order for 2016:

1. T-Smoke (Regular Season: 3-10, 1289.5 Points for)
2. Don (Regular Season: 4-9, 1264.5 Points for)
3. Urgie (Regular Season: 4-9, 1278 Points for)
4. Spae (Regular Season: 5-8, 1411 Points for)
5. B-Shorts (Regular Season: 6-7, 1285 Points for)
6. Vic (Regular Season: 7-6, 1379.5 Points for)
7. Joey (Regular Season: 7-6, 1524 Points for)
8. Joe Pro (Regular Season: 8-5, 1518.5 Points for)
9. Rock (Lost Consolation Game)
10. Davie (Won Consolation Game)
11. Devin (Lost Championship Game)
12. Wadhams (2015 Champion)

Tuesday, December 22, 2015

The 2015 Championship: Wad vs. Ginny

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I suppose it was always destined to be this way... the 2013 league champion versus the 2014 league champion.

I try to be a good person, I really do. But I've come to accept that fantasy football brings out the worst in me. No matter how good of friends I am with someone, when it comes to my opponent each week, I can only seem to muster contempt and disgust for them. Which is weird because most of the time I'll gladly displace myself if it will help those I'm closest to in any way.

Not when it comes to fantasy football. No, I have no friends. Just people who stand between me and the ultimate goal.

That's why I don't think Devin and I should be in the same place this weekend since I'm certain his attitude isn't that far behind mine when it comes to matters such as this.

Here's the revised draft order for 2016:

1. T-Smoke (Regular Season: 3-10, 1289.5 Points for)
2. Don (Regular Season: 4-9, 1264.5 Points for)
3. Urgie (Regular Season: 4-9, 1278 Points for)
4. Spae (Regular Season: 5-8, 1411 Points for)
5. B-Shorts (Regular Season: 6-7, 1285 Points for)
6. Vic (Regular Season: 7-6, 1379.5 Points for)
7. Joey (Regular Season: 7-6, 1524 Points for)
8. Joe Pro (Regular Season: 8-5, 1518.5 Points for)

Tuesday, December 8, 2015

Week 13: MORTAL KOMBAT!

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Another playoff season is upon us, so here's the draft order for 2016:

1. T-Smoke (Regular Season: 3-10, 1289.5 Points for)
2. Don (Regular Season: 4-9, 1264.5 Points for)
3. Urgie (Regular Season: 4-9, 1278 Points for)
4. Spae (Regular Season: 5-8, 1411 Points for)
5. B-Shorts (Regular Season: 6-7, 1285 Points for)
6. Vic (Regular Season: 7-6, 1379.5 Points for)

Right now I'm doing the math before anything official comes through from ESPN, but it looks like this is how things will go. Any changes that need to be made will be done so accordingly.