Yoda: He'll Fuckin' Cut You Bitch!
Alright, the keepers are in. And let me just say that these are not set in stone, we’ve always had an opt out feature in the event of an injury. So here’s the list, adjust your draft notes accordingly.
Don:
- Rashard Mendenhall, Pit RB
- Matt Schaub, Hou QB
Devin:
- Shonn Greene, NYJ RB
- Matt Forte, Chi RB
- Vincent Jackson, SD WR
- Peyton Hillis, Cle RB
Vic:
- Larry Fitzgerald, Ari WR
- Hakeem Nicks, NYGWR
- C.J. Spiller, Buf RB
- Michael Vick, Phi QB
Urgie:
- Tom Brady, NE QB
- DeSean Jackson, Phi WR
Spae:
- Drew Brees, NO QB
- Frank Gore, SF RB
- Jamaal Charles, KC RB
- Greg Jennings, GB WR
T-Smoke
- Aaron Rodgers, GB QB
- Ryan Mathews, SD RB
- Arian Foster, Hou RB
- LeGarrette Blount, TB RB
Davie:
- Knowshon Moreno, Den RB
- Miles Austin, Dal WR
Wadhams:
- Adrian Peterson, Min RB
- Jahvid Best, Det RB
- LeSean McCoy, Phi RB
- Tony Romo, Dal QB
Joey:
- Calvin Johnson, Det WR
- Chris Johnson, Ten RB
- Dez Bryant, Dal WR
- Dwayne Bowe, KC WR
B-Shorts:
- Peyton Manning, Ind QB
- Michael Turner, Atl RB
- Roddy White, Atl WR
- Mike Williams, TB WR
Rock:
- Maurice Jones-Drew, Jac RB
- Ray Rice, Bal RB
- Mike Wallace, Pit WR
- Steve Johnson, Buf WR
Joe Pro:
- Steven Jackson, StL RB
- Andre Johnson, Hou WR
- Philip Rivers, SD QB
- Darren McFadden, Oak RB
As far as the draft order goes, it’s the same gig as every year: It is determined by the previous year’s regular season's record. Playoff eliminations are determined by who had a better record, followed by regular season points scored.
1. Don (Regular Season 4-9, 1164.5 Points for)
2. Devin (Regular Season 4-9, 1239.5 Points for)
3. Vic (Regular Season 4-9, 1282.5 Points for)
4. Urgie (Regular Season 5-8, 1443 Points for)
5. Spae (Regular Season 5-8, 1526.5 Points for)
6. T-Smoke (Regular Season 6-7, 1453 Points for)
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7. Davie (Regular Season 7-6, 1229.5 Points for)
8. Wadhams (Regular Season 7-6, 1522 Points for)
9. Joey (Regular Season 10-3, 1594.5 Points for)
10. Bronschidle (Regular Season 9-4, 1617.5 Points for) [Beat Joey for 3rd Place – 127.5 to 126.5]
11. Rock (Regular Season 8-5, 1485.5 Points for) [2010 UDFFL Runner-Up]
12. Joe Pro (Regular Season 9-4, 1414.5 Points for) [2010 UDFFL Champion]
Since not everyone is keeping four, here’s how things will go:
Round 1 – Completed
Round 2 – Completed
Round 3
1. Don
2. Urgie
3. Davie
Round 4
4. Don
5. Urgie
6. Davie
Round 5
7. Don
8. Devin
9. Vic
10. Urgie
11. Spae
12. T-Smoke
13. Davie
14. Wadhams
15. Joey
16. B-Shorts
17. Rock
18. Joe Pro
The 2010 entry fees (which I would appreciate everyone paying on draft day) will be put away to pay for the expenses for the 2012 draft. The list is as follows:
NFL
- Jeremy B-Shorts: 5 Acquisitions = $5
- Wadhams: 11 Acquisitions = $15
- Spae: 7 Acquisitions = $7
- Vic: 10 Acquisitions = $10
UFL
- Joe Pro: 15 Acquisitions = $35
- Davie: 7 Acquisitions = Paid - 8/27
- Urgie: 9 Acquisitions = $9
- Don: 7 Acquisitions = $7 + ($7 from 2009’s unpaid acquisition fees) = $14
XFL
- Joey: 17 Acquisitions = $45
- Rock: 10 Acquisitions = $10 + ($10 from 2009’s unpaid acquisition fees) = $20
- T-Smoke: 10 Acquisitions = $10
- Ginny: 17 Acquisitions = $45
Remember, this money is going towards the draft board, draft day booze and food. I am not pocketing a dime. So for the good of the Underdogs Fantasy Football League, please be kind enough to pay.
