Week 9: The Dead Zone

Where did everyone go? Where’s the hatred toward Ginny? The cheap shots at Rock? The horrid decisions to start the wrong people?

It seems like everything has dried up. There’s no more material for me to work with. I mean, how many times can I make fun of Rock’s team? Without fresh hatred spewing forth from the owners, all I am relegated to is recycling old puns and obvious low blows.

Seriously, I haven’t talked to Joe Pro since Rock’s wedding. That’s been a month. Don’t get me wrong, I’m not badmouthing you Joe Pro, it’s just that I can still remember the drunken insults being slung at everyone during the owner’s meeting last January. Joey, where’s the “Pope Fuckers” challenge of 2008?

It’s no big deal though. This is the “down time” of the fantasy season. The home stretch of the regular season really doesn’t hold much excitement. Most of the lines have stabilized and the playoff picture is starting to shape up. So I think I’ll just take this week off, and hope things pick up soon.