Week 3: The (Championship) Hangover

I’m beginning to understand why repeating as a champion is so hard. Why so many teams aren’t hungry enough to pull off a second consecutive championship.

Last season I had 24 free agent pickups. Now I’m only at 1, and I’ll be amazed if I break into double digits.

The point is, I just don’t care enough to fight and claw and scramble my way to a victory each week. I can rest assured that my legacy is intact as one of the names on the front of the trophy (Only two spots left boys).

Don’t get me wrong, I’m not conceding the season just yet (of course, only being 3 points shy of having the league high for most points scored against me isn’t helping my cause in the win column), I’m just saying that I have no desire to spend as much money as last season on free agents, to stay up late enough to grab them off the wire as soon as they become available.

If I can't win, I'm throwing all my support towards Rock. You heard me, ROCK!

No, I don't hate him any less (calm down Joey), I just hate Devin more. Can you imagine Rock's name on the championship trophy and Ginny's still being absent? Words cannot express the awesome!

Week 2: Joe Pro to Wadhams - "Take This!"

It would probably be funnier if I knew how to superimpose my face over Jay Cutler's

Well, it finally happened. After 14 consecutive victories and a fantasy football championship I finally lost. Fitting how the loss came one year after the winning streak began. I think what disappoints me more is the fact that I’m the first NFL team to post a loss.

Ah well, there’s worse tragedies in life.

On a separate note, I fear that my league manager’s updates won’t be as interesting or entertaining as last season when I was unemployed and had all night to surf the internet and come up with ideas. Having a job that requires me to wake up early has really fucked things up.

But anyway, congratulations to everyone who won, and on a side note, my early projections system has Rock beating me pretty badly this week. Just saying that now so if/when I lose I can say I saw it coming.
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P.S. Congratulations to Ginny on his boy's "fabulous" week in setting the single game completion percentage record. Well done, keep reaching for that rainbow!