2014 Champion

___________________________________________________

___________________________________________________

Well, it finally happened. It took 12 seasons, but Devin finally broke through and won his first league championship. After numerous seasons of "close but not quite" finishes that were mired with choking at the most inopportune of times, he can finally be crowned champion.

I guess I'm kind of happy for him. There were so many occasions when we pointed out that he never won it all, that I was starting to feel sorry for the guy.

As for the consolation game, I thought for sure T-Smoke had it locked up. But God moves in mysterious ways, and Vic was able to pull off the upset and secured third place this season.

So that's it. The money has been paid out, the trophy has been engraved, and the 2014 UDFFL season is officially over. Enjoy the off-season everyone, and congratulations to Devin on becoming one of the nine people to get their name on the Underdogs Champion's Cup (I'm aware of that title being an oxymoron, it's meant to be ironic).
___________________________________________________

For those who were wondering, here's the official draft order for 2015:

1. Urgie (Regular Season: 4-9, 1229.5 Points for)
2. Rock (Regular Season: 4-9, 1395.5 Points for)
3. Don (Regular Season: 5-8, 1313.5 Points for)
4. Joe Pro (Regular Season: 6-7, 1339.5 Points for)
5. Wadhams (Regular Season: 6-7, 1535.5 Points for)
6. Spae (Regular Season: 7-6, 1352 Points for)
7. B-Shorts (Regular Season: 7-6, 1506 Points for)
8. Joey (Regular Season: 8-5, 1488 Points for)
9. T-Smoke (Lost Consolation Game)
10. Vic (Won Consolation Game)
11. Davie (Lost Championship Game)
12. Ginny (2014 League Champion)

See you all in 2015!

The 2014 Championship: Merry Fucking Christmas!

___________________________________________________


___________________________________________________

It's a sick world. Our government just passed the 18 trillion dollar debt mark (to put things into perspective, one trillion seconds is over 31,688 years), there is a virtual media blackout on the massive increase in white people being set on fire by black thugs, and worst of all Davie and Ginny are going head to head for the 2014 Championship.

That's right, by this time next week, one of those two guys will have their name on the trophy. Next to mine no less. I thought this was supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year.

I'd ask everyone during these dark times to pray to Jesus for help, but it's clear he's forsaken us all after he helped Vic pick this season's schedule.

The Final Four: It's No Place for Fuck Niggas

___________________________________________________


___________________________________________________

The season is winding down, and this year's league champion will be crowned no later than December 22nd. As per usual, I will get the money to the necessary participants as quickly as possible, and the trophy engraved as soon as possible.

Secondly, I'd like to offer my condolences to Joey & B-Shorts after two hard fought matches. It's never easy putting up a huge amount of points and not winning, especially in the playoffs.

Finallly, here's the revised draft order for 2015:

1. Urgie (Regular Season: 4-9, 1229.5 Points for)
2. Rock (Regular Season: 4-9, 1395.5 Points for)
3. Don (Regular Season: 5-8, 1313.5 Points for)
4. Joe Pro (Regular Season: 6-7, 1339.5 Points for)
5. Wadhams (Regular Season: 6-7, 1535.5 Points for)
6. Spae (Regular Season: 7-6, 1352 Points for)
7. B-Shorts (Regular Season: 7-6, 1506 Points for)
8. Joey (Regular Season: 8-5, 1488 Points for)

Good luck this week to the four remaining teams.

Week 13: The Glass Case of Emotion

___________________________________________________


___________________________________________________

I had an exam today so I spent last night studying rather than updating the site.

So here I am, a year removed from my second championship and I don't even get into the postseason. This despite the fact that I have the third most points scored this year. It's all thanks to Vic and his schedule choosing abilities.

Speaking of which, I beat out Devin by 13 points for the title of most points against. That means I'll choose the random four numbers to determine next year's schedule. I'm going to have to start looking into Satanic rituals to ensure the best results.

Finally, here's how the draft order for 2015 will begin. That Lamar Miller touchdown last night gave me the win and dropped me a draft spot below Joe Pro. That's just the way it goes, play for pride no matter the stakes & don't be a pussy trying to lay down for draft positioning (unless you're the Sabres). Just a reminder, the determining factors when it comes to standings are:

1. Record
2. Points Scored

The head to head record isn't an accurate indicator of a team's ability when it comes to tiebreakers since certain players could have been on a bye week during the match-up. A team's total points scored is a much better way to gauge the of the quality of the roster.

1. Urgie (Regular Season: 4-9, 1229.5 Points for)
2. Rock (Regular Season: 4-9, 1395.5 Points for)
3. Don (Regular Season: 5-8, 1313.5 Points for)
4. Joe Pro (Regular Season: 6-7, 1339.5 Points for)
5. Wadhams (Regular Season: 6-7, 1535.5 Points for)
6. Spae (Regular Season: 7-6, 1352 Points for)

Finally, the following people still have not paid their $100 entry fee:

• Urgie
• Don
• B-Shorts

If you could get the money together by the time the season ends it would be greatly appreciated since I like to do the payouts as soon as possible. This is the last year before the buy-in goes up to $150, so this year's distribution will be:

1st Place: $750
2nd Place: $350
3rd Place: $100

Starting in 2015, the payout will be

1st Place: $1000
2nd Place: $600
3rd Place: $200