Week 4: The Wrath of Rock

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"Roooooock!"

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I'll be honest, after Tannehill floated that gift up to get intercepted, I just shut the TV off and wanted nothing to do with fantasy football for the rest of the night. All he had to do was not throw a pick. Or in the absence of that, just throw for one more passing yard to ensure that the best Rock could do was tie. Sadly, neither scenario played out and now we have the team with the SECOND FEWEST POINTS SCORED ALL YEAR with an undefeated record of 4-0!

There were a number of ways I thought about taking this update.

1. An open letter from the Underdogs Fantasy Football Trophy to it's members begging to be rescued from the clutches of Sebastian Drive. I don't know if the chalice holds any mystical powers, but the fact that Rock was supposed to surrender it after the draft but still keeps it locked away might be a legitimate reason he is still undefeated.
2. Making a case that there in fact is no God. When the Christ Punchers score the most points for the week against their religious rival, combined with Rock's continued win streak, it begs the question: "Where was God in all this?"

In the end, I just decided to stick with what has been my go to update theme: Saying "screw Rock!" What really burns me is I know that deep within the darkest corners of his home he's smiling, thinking that his team is actually good, and these victories are all well deserved.

T-Smoke, it's on you now. The entirety of the league's hopes and dreams fall on your injured shoulders. Just remember to keep your pimp hand strong and slap the champ back into reality!

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