Week 1: Karma!

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As Rock made it a point so often last year to remind us that our contumelious behavior would lead to a vengeful blast of "karma", I thought it only fitting to do an update noting how the tables have turned.

Beginning at the start of last season, when B-Shorts altered his team name to make light of a draft day faux pas, Rock took to the message board to warn of the dangers he would face (in the form of "karma") if he did not change his name.

Much like the doomsday prophets who claimed that the rapture was upon us, we all sat back and waited for the retaliation which never came.

Fast forward to the summer of 2015 when (like every year before) we were set to draft at 1:00PM. But this was not to be, since Rock couldn't arrive until after 3:00. As a result, we changed the drat time to accommodate him.

Karma!

Then in week one, after he displaced everyone in the league, Rock loses his golden boy to a broken foot. Or perhaps a better explanation was that he lost Dez Bryant to... KARMA!

Personally, I don't fear... "the force created by a person's actions that is believed in Hinduism and Buddhism to determine what that person's next life will be like" or "the force created by a person's actions that some people believe causes good or bad things to happen to that person"

I've pissed on the altar of the fantasy football gods more than anyone in the league & I've got two championships. Just like in every other facet of life, nice guys finish last.

If I may quote George Costanza...
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"Attention Steinbrenner and front-office morons! Your triumphs mean nothing. You all stink. You can sit on it, and rotate! This is George Costanza. I fear no reprisal. Extension five-one-seven-oh."
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