Week 8: Wad Explains the Outcomes

Well, drink it in Rock. Even though the Legends put up the highest point total for the week in defeating the Dragons, it was still a moral victory for the Rock as he covered the over by putting up 81 points. That puts his season's average point output at 82.25.
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I was able to defeat Ginny this week due largely in part to the fact that I started Baltimore's D. If there's nothing else to be taken away from this past week, it's that Hines Ward & Ben Roethlisberger will underperform when they have large bounties placed on their head. I'll end my critique of the game here as I've probably already said too much.
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In I love Mr. Denny news, with the dire situation at quarterback, the Bovines had no problem getting a win this week. Terrell Owens was devastated to learn that Carson Palmer is done for the rest of the season. Always the attention whore, T.O. decided to take advantage of the bad news by endorsing his new brand of whiny bitch Kleenex.


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The Shockers & the Swayze's faced off with the Shockers emerging victorious. Since neither team has been heard from in weeks, I'll just leave the recap at that.
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Joey wound up beating Vic with a little help from the Chunky. Still doubt the effects of the curse on your boy Tomlinson, Vic?



After the game Santonio Holmes issued an apology letter to team owner Joseph Slomba. In it he denied any wrongdoing with his recent arrest for marijuana possession. Among the reasons Holmes cited for his innocence are:

-The arresting officer was a Giants fan and he planted the drugs to take him out of this weeks game.

-Ray Lewis & Terrell Suggs said that if he didn't get high with them, they would put a bounty on his head too.

-The weed that they confiscated was dirt weed. Santonio only smokes stickiest of the icky.

-He fell prey to an e-mail scam disguised as a letter from Roger Goodell saying weed no longer is against NFL rules.

-He didn't realize that he was driving Bam Morris’ car.



and what I personally believe to be the case-cracker:

-If he doesn't have the hand eye coordination to catch a ball, how can he roll a blunt?