Week 6: The Story of Rock's First Win

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Well Rock got his first win of the season and surprisingly enough, it was against Ginny. In celebration of this occasion, I figured I’d take the time to give you a play by play account of the events that led to the victory.
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Sunday October 5th: Rock’s House


Tim: Yee-haw! Listen Rock, I’ve got to catch my flight back to Florida, but I just wanted to let you know that I think you’re due for a win. And I’ll be damned if you’re not gonna beat the tar out of Ginny next week. He’s ripe for an upset, and if anyone can do it… it’s you!
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Sunday October 12th: Aruba



Rock: Ahh, another day in paradise on my honeymoon with my beautiful wife.

*ring, ring* ... *ring, ring*

Rock: You got Rock!



Spae: What's up, what's up, what's up in the hizzie? Hey Maurice Jones-Drew just rushed for 125 yards and scored two touchdowns!



Rock: Ahh, bless my Irish soul. This could finally be the Dragons' week!

Spae: Well, you left him on your bench in favor of Chris Chambers... who scored you 0 points.



*THUD*

Rock: ...

Spae: Anyway, thanks for letting me borrow the Bills mobile while you're gone. I'm gonna go out now and run amok

*Click*
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Monday October 13: Aruba

Rock: Fucking Ginny! As soon as I get back to Buffalo, I'm going to whoop his cranked up ass with my shillelagh. Or in lieu of said shillelagh, Jay Cutler's Diabetes stick!


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Interior of Ginny’s compound on Lockport-Olcott road



Ginny: Damn I'm good! First Kasey Kahne comes in 2nd at Lowe's, the Sabres are 2-0 & Trent Edwards, Roscoe Parrish & Ko Simpson return to the Bills lineup just in time for San Diego. I'm telling you there is NOTHING that can stop this sports streak of luck that I'm on!
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Meanwhile across town, an evil plan is being hatched

Willow Street



T-Smoke: Wadhams, I have been scheming. If I am to help Rock defeat Ginny this week, I'm going to have to ensure that Rock's piss poor 3rd pick (7th overall) Derek Anderson actually succeeds for once. With Kellen Winslow's mystery illness (aka: Wally Nuts) keeping him quarantined, I'll have to turn to my boy.



T-Smoke: That’s why I’ve taken it upon myself to supply him with this anti-4 dropped passes per game, 1 of which would be for a touchdown elixir!



T-Smoke: Not even the NFL's 4th ranked defense stands a chance now!



Braylon Edwards: Thanks T!
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Interior: Ginny's Lair – Watching the game with great desperation



Ginny: Damn it! That's the end of the 3rd quarter and my lead on Rock has been reduced to only half a point!



Braylon Edwards catches his second touchdown pass of the game from Derek Anderson on the first play of the 4th quarter.



Ginny: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!!

[Door Flies Open]



T-Smoke: YESSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSSS!!!

[Door Flies Open]



Rock: DRINK IT IN GINNY!!!

[Door Flies Open]



Joey: Yo-BOOTY!!!
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Present Day



Rock: Yeahhhh!!! Dragonnnnss!!!

Ginny: Damn it Rock, let it go already.