Week 7: So Now I Lose to T-Smoke

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 Well, I can't feel that bad about losing by only two points. I had a midterm exam on Thursday night and I still had Alex Smith in the lineup when the game began. Even though I planned on starting Cutler I just didn't get the opportunity on a count of school.

Personally, I don't feel like it's that bad. If I'm going to miss the playoffs, then I might as well finish on the bottom rung of the league.

But don't worry, I won't intentionally throw games in order to pick first. That's the type of shit that NBA teams used to do and as a result they had to implement a draft lottery to prevent such behavior. Trust me when I tell you that I in no way will I associate myself with a sport as shameful as basketball.

I'm sorry, if I'm lashing out too much. It's just that I miss the NHL. The Astros were out of the postseason before July, the Bills are still the useless group of ragtag losers (who for some reason many of you still believe can win), who aren't even worth watching, and now fantasy football has been taken from me.

My only hope at this point is that Spae doesn't win. "Multiple ScoregasmsUD"? You couldn't come up with a more original name?



It would kill me to see the sacred trophy besmirched by such a "Triple U"* (That's for you Don) name.

Now that we're officially past the halfway point of the season it's safe to say (barring a complete meltdown) Spae will have the #1 seed going into the postseason, but the remaining 5 playoff spots are still mostly up for grabs. So good luck to the rest of you that still have a shot!

*Uninspired, Unoriginal, & Unfunny