Week 6: So it's come to this... I lost to Ginny

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For those of you who were wondering where I was all last week, I just wanted to let you know I was deeply mired in the throes of the 4th stage (Depression) of the: The Kübler-Ross model, commonly known as "The Five Stages of Grief"

Since I led the league in scoring in week 1, the process didn't begin until after the second game.What follows is a week by week account of my behavior

1. Denial (Week 2) — "I feel fine."; "This can't be happening, not to me, I've got one of the best teams in the league!"
2. Anger (Week 3) — "Why me? It's not fair!"; "How can this be happening?"; '"Who is to blame? I had the computer program to guide me!"
3. Bargaining (Week 4) — "I'll do anything for a few more wins."; "I will spend a ton of money on free-agent pickups!"
4.  Depression (Week 5) — "I'm so sad, why bother with anything?"; "I'm going to miss the playoffs so what's the point?"; "I miss my championship trophy, why go on?"
5.  Acceptance (Week 6) — "It's going to be okay."; "I can't fight it, I may as well prepare for next season."

So here we are, I've resigned myself to my fate as the owner of a sub-par team that will not make the playoffs. My quarterback only got me 8 points this week.

And on that note... Don, you're out of the loop for next year's draft. The fact that you took Robert Griffin III in the round I was planning on drafting him demonstrates that you cared only about receiving assistance rather than trying to work with Joey and I.

In order for an alliance to exist, we need to be able to work together. What we don't need is some hotshot Turk 182 playing by his own rules!