The 2014 Championship: Merry Fucking Christmas!

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It's a sick world. Our government just passed the 18 trillion dollar debt mark (to put things into perspective, one trillion seconds is over 31,688 years), there is a virtual media blackout on the massive increase in white people being set on fire by black thugs, and worst of all Davie and Ginny are going head to head for the 2014 Championship.

That's right, by this time next week, one of those two guys will have their name on the trophy. Next to mine no less. I thought this was supposed to be the most wonderful time of the year.

I'd ask everyone during these dark times to pray to Jesus for help, but it's clear he's forsaken us all after he helped Vic pick this season's schedule.