Week 9: Wadhams Puts Out A Hit

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I didn’t think that there was anything on the face of the earth that would ever push me to do what I’m going to do right now. But Davie, after your one point victory over your brother, you have pushed me as far as you’re going to push. That’s why I’m putting out a bounty that goes to any of his remaining four opponents that can eliminate Davie from the post season (Rock, Urgie, Don & Vic). Take a look at it:

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Rock, you and your whole entourage at Polk High. Urgie...

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DON!!!

The names, the list. It goes on and on. Any human being that can eliminate Davie for me, has got this swag! I’ll give it to any living human being! Vic, you were world’s champion! You took the trophy from me! You’re the man, you can do it! It’s here for you, come and get it please! Somebody take the damn swag! I want rid of Davie!
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I based this scenario almost entirely on when Harley Race put a hit out on Ric Flair. Highlights include :39 when Harley Race draws a blank (which coincided with the photo of me prior to addressing Don), and 1:16 when in a fit of rage Harley tries slamming the money back into the suitcase, only to have about $5,000 just drop to the ground.