Week 2: The Return of the Dirty Jew of the Week Award

With the regular season just over 15% completed, the biggest injury of the year to this point has hit Spae’s boy Jamaal Charles. I don’t take any pleasure in the injury, it’s just part of the game. That’s why I’m bringing back the Dirty Jew of the Week Award and giving it to the Detroit Lion’s mascot.

I don’t know if Charles got injured trying to avoid the Lion, but it sure seems like a good enough excuse to defuse responsibility for keeping (and hyping up) an overrated running back on one of the worst teams in the NFL who even last season was sharing time with the coal miner’s daughter.

You’re pretty well screwed Spae, at this point you might as well change your team name to whatever you want because the UD Legends will not be celebrating another title this season. I say that even though your litigious quarterback continues to put up numbers only slightly less shameful than the lawsuit he filed against his dead mother.

T-Smoke, sorry for the way my team kept racking up the points against you this week. Winning is only respectable when you do it in a matter that is tasteful rather than just piling on someone and being a dick. You know, kind of like the Yankees.

If I wasn't hit by that pitch, why am I crying so hard?

But in all seriousness, no one is really out of it yet this year (except for Don). In 2008, I lost my first two games, then rallied the rest of the season by winning 13 straight en route to my first championship. So chin up everyone, it’s a long way to December and I say let’s all enjoy the ride together!