Week 2 Recap

Just to twist the knife a little deeper into Vic, I decided to post this video of DeSean Jackson being a dumb bastard. Nothing says “I am totally oblivious to my surroundings” more than failing to exercise a level of common sense that would make even this guy laugh at your stupidity.



Moral of the story: Know how far you are to the edge/line before you try and start showing off!

Anyway, it serves you right Vic for starting McNabb. It just goes to show you that it is a bad idea (either in the NFL or Fantasy Football Universe) to have a black starting quarterback if you want to win a championship.

Now... on to the week!

Some might think I’d be bitter about getting a monster number of points scored against me two weeks in a row. Or perhaps you were betting on a tirade about the schedule fucking me yet again. How about Ed Hochuli’s officiating allowing Ben Stewart to throw for 4 touchdowns? Sadly I must disappoint you. If I have to lose, I don’t mind it being to Joey. Anything that advances the interests of Rocktown (and subsequently the downfall of the Sebastian Drive Dragons), is good by me.

The Shockers edged out the Catfighters on a count of DeSean Jackson’s dumb ass. But I’m sure Joe Pro would agree with Mike Shanahan in believing that there’s no such thing as a bad win.

The Legends could possibly be “The Real Diel” with a solid showing two weeks in a row. Their depth will likely make them a good team down the stretch.

The Dragons continue to find new and exciting ways to lose games. This week offered up a showdown against T. Of course I’m using the term “showdown” loosely. Who would’ve guessed that 78.5 points wasn’t going to win the game? Oh yeah, did I neglect to mention that the Dragon’s bench scored nearly 100?

And to the matchup of the week, Urgie versus Ginny. Let’s be honest, we all felt a little bad for Urgie after Brady got jacked up in week 1. Between that, Garcia being out with injury, and having Wes Welker, Dallas Clark, Deuce McCallister and Daunte Culpepper all on his roster… I think I speak for everyone when I say we wanted to see him do well this week. And do well he did. Aaron Rodgers scored 33 points off the waiver wire, Anquan Boldin lit it up for and additional 41 & Earnest Graham tore into Hot-lanta with 24.5.

But before the accolades start to run rampant, I think it only necessary to divulge the following information…

While staying at Ginny’s this past weekend, I got hungry and decided to look through the pantry for something to eat. After digging through spaghetti sauce and tuna fish, I stumbled upon several cans of Campbell’s Chunky Soup!!!

I think that at long last we’ve found the epicenter for Ginny’s tragic downfall when it comes to fantasy football. Campbell’s Chunky = Football Poison!

Don’t believe me?! Then just look at these statistics of NFL players who have endorsed the Chunky:
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Nutrition Facts
Serving Size 1 NFL career (avg. 4.5 yrs.)
Victims to Date: 14
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Totals
Dead 1
Nearly Killed 1
Careers Ended 3
Still Playing, But Really, Really Sucking 4
Playing for the Arizona Cardinals * 1
Played with Terrell Owens 1
Choked in Super Bowl ** 2
* Kurt Warner may have been God's fault.
** Despite choking in the Super Bowl, Ben Roethlisberger won.

For more information on the Chunky Soup Curse, see the following link.

http://www.chunkysoupcurse.com/